I saw this off a bullet point on a "how to be a man" list published by Goldman Sachs Elevator, a twitter handle that satirically portrays the conversations that occur in a... well, Goldman Sachs elevator. Here it is: Buy expensive sunglasses. Superficial? Yes, but so are the women judging you. And it tells these women you appreciate nice things and are responsible enough not to lose them.
This quote reminds me a lot of my recent post about sunglasses, and why buying nicer sunglasses might be worth it. Perhaps the quote above might persuade you a bit more if my argument isn't enough, though it is a bit pompous. What else to expect from Goldman Sachs dudes, right?