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A guide to help the average man... look less average

Fashion can be so weird

Mark Kwak

As I look through fashion magazines, runway show pictures, and fashion blogs across the web, I am often surprised by how obscure and ridiculous things can get.  No, not weird like a man wearing leggings (though that is definitely weird). I mean weird like... well I'm not sure how to describe it, so I'll let the pictures do the talking:

Source: Nerdygaga.com

I really wish I saw someone wearing this getup in the wild. I imagine that I'd hear accordion music every time they take a step.

Source: Softpedia

I don't care if the girl wearing these shoes is a rock solid 10, this is straight man repeller material at its finest.

Source: Washington Post

Where can I get this outfit? I kind of want to dress up Jared Veldheer. Good Lord Thom Browne, sometimes I wonder what's going through that head of yours.

Source: Zap2it

You remember John Lennon from the Beatles? Of course you do. Well his wife, Yoko Ono, designed these, umm, interesting pieces in her new menswear collection. If you ever see someone wearing these outfits, make sure to high-five them on the crotch.

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Please be a simpler man and stay away from anything that remotely looks like the above. I know, I know, the accordion pants are tempting, but you have to listen to me on this one.